Morlbaro We Own You
Morlbaro E-Cigs is a brand you can trust. We have grown together, You know and trust us. You like to smoke E-Cigs to relax during work. You enjoy a good vape in between jobs. Everything is better with an E-Cig. The pleasant aroma of vaporized oils and nicotine makes you feel all warm and tingly inside.
Your mother and her mother also enjoyed a good E-Cig. Take a load off and relax with our all new Limonene citrus flavor.
Konstantin Tsiolkovsky, ASTRO-CORP CEO , 4/22/2023
If you want to seem attractive to attractive people then you will use our products. Other inferior E-Cigs masquerade at the sex appeal that our products provide. But they use inferior Vape Juice and cannot provide clouds, leading across a vaporous bridge to the stellar window. Continue to purchase our products, because of the obvious superiority inherent in them.
hostility, anger and aggression, insomnia, and feeling of panic. All individuals using our patented vapejuice should be carefully watched for changes in behavior or suicidal thoughts, especially if it is the person’s first time taking our patented vapejuice. If you notice these behaviors in yourself, a friend, or a family member, it is important to contact a doctor immediately. other common side effects include but are not limited to rectal bleeding, massive hemorrhaging, adrenal gland failure, decreased sex drive, impotence, or difficulty having an orgasm.
Real Men wait until after dinner for an E-Cig. Nothing is more refreshing than following up your favorite meal with your favorite Morlbaro aromatic VapeJuice™. With over 1400 flavors and counting, our juices are jam packed with terpenes and flavonoids to increase the potency of our patented juice. ALL OTHER JUICE IS INFERIOR.
*contains no actual juice and may cause nausea, anxiety, restlessness, decreased sex drive, dizziness, weight gain or loss, tremors, sweating, sleepiness, fatigue, dry mouth, diarrhea, constipation, and headaches. More worrisome effects include
Blowing massive clouds is what separates the men from the boys. Sign the official newsletter to be given early notice for competitive vape expos and really show her what you are made of. Children as old as 10 can be signed up to compete for the CLOUDSTRAVAGANZA. First place winner will receive a lifetime supply of our patented VapeJuice™as well as a 6 LOKO CanisterCoozie™ and a chance to win a trip to our luxury resort and casino in scenic NeoChernobyl.
*Not safe for anyone under the age of 18. *Not safe for human consumption.
